not showering

theendoftheend

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ironic that hair loss treatment requires you to put all sorts of sh*t in your hair (and therefore shampoo often) when your hair will never look better than when you haven't washed it for a few days.

That is all... Carry on.
 

Deaner

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Not showering also ensures your nuts really smell bad, which in turn guarantees girls will go nowhere near your ding-ding-dong (your tra-la-la)
 

oni

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Deaner do you mean they will not go near your front door bell and if you keep nuts till they start to smell, try putting them in the bin and buying some fresh ones. :shock:

I hope this helps you with your lady "type" friends.

Ps Don't keep your nuts in the front garden, keep them in the back if you insist on letting them rot!
 

JayB

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theendoftheend said:
ironic that hair loss treatment requires you to put all sorts of $#iT in your hair (and therefore shampoo often) when your hair will never look better than when you haven't washed it for a few days.

That is all... Carry on.
your scalp will also be oily, sweaty, scaly, smelly and overall disgusting. Quit showering, quit washing your hair..im sure youll never lose another hair that way. youve got it all solved
 

markelbentley

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mine looks beautiful when its dirty as hell. Whenever i go to a smokey bar my hair looks great. it gets greasy and oily, but it looks really thick and healthy. kind of weird. is there any product that i can use after showering that will give me this effect (so i can keep my scalp and hair clean and nice smelling)?
 
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