Oh Crap

[Why me?]

So I am at work and drop my Propecia pill on the floor I work with hot chicks..... As I am looking for the little guy 2 of them say what are you looking for?
Not thinking I answere i dropped my pill so they help me look for it.

Damn Damn Damn we havent found it yet, they went to lunch and said they will help me when they get back. What do I do if they find it?????????????


This sux I am looking everywhere and cant find it, the last thing I need is for 1 of them to find it. This is so embarrasing.

 

[DarklyCharming]

If they do, tell them the P stands for Penis Reduction Oxidase. You are hung way too well and are trying to cope with the burden.

 

[Guest]

they won't know what it is, tell them it's an anti-histamine or something.

 

[tanpimp]

I wouldn't be embarrassed. I've found its only embarassing if you try to act like it's not a problem. Most women expect men to lose their hair. Obviously you tihnk these women are hot, if one of them ever wants to date you they will have to eventually find out you are taking it, better sooner than later. If you are that concerned, when they come back just tell them you already found it and they won't look

 

[Guest]

or if you really want to hide it say your having some prostate troubls

 

[not me!]

hahaha

Dude, if this is the roughest challenge you face, then I am jealous as hell of you. C'mon, man. Think on your feet and throw out some bullshit lie. If this is the first time you've lied to a girl then...well...I don't know what else to say to you.

 

[Why me?]

Alright so to cap the ending of this, the pill was found and I came clean about everything. So the talk around the office is how I am balding and it sux.

Yesterday afternoon my head was inspected and I was told in fact that I am thinning. They say why dont you do something about it. My response is I am why do you think I was looking for the pill........... I hate it cause they think there is more I can do about it and I tried explaining that there isnt.

I did not want to argue about it but they seemed so fasinated about the whole thing and wanted me to explain everything. So I tell them what I can/know.

All i know is I am more depressed now and all I want is a full head of hair.

 

[not me!]

Dude...really. You seem cool and all, but I hope I am never stuck with you as a "wingman" if the truth was the best you could conjure up...

 

[Why me?]

Hey yo whats that supposed to mean?

 

[not me!]

"hey yo" It means that there is nothing wrong with telling a little white lie to avoid the embarrassment that you are complaining about. It also means that if you aren't willing/capable to tell a lie to cover your ***, then I damn sure wouldn't trust you to be able to cover MY *** when the time comes that I have to tell a lady a small "non-truth."



"Uh, no sweetheart...that was my friend's sister on the phone, I swear! Look, see? He's talking to her now."

Get it?

Sigh, probably not.

 

[Axon]

Seriously, I tell anyone who sees the pills that it's a steroid.

 

[Why me?]

All right I understand now.

1st off I dont come on hear to start problems,
2nd I do not lie it is not in my blood to lie

I come on this site to get help and talk about my problems.... I feel we are all in the same boat and try to help each other out.

You all seem like cool cats and Im sure if we met in person we could chill together but we would end up with problems if I had to lie for somebody or myself..... It just aint cool to me not to tell the truth, if I can avoid telling somebody the truth I will but I cannot lie.

 

[Axon]

How is this a lie man? It's not their business what the pill is for. If you don't want to "lie," just say "I don't want to talk about it."

 

[BDD]

I covered for a good friend just last weekend who tried to pull of the old "I'm a race car driver in town for the Holidays" gig. Believe it or not, it actually worked. Women can be pretty gullable at times, so what's the issue here? This whole thing is about self-confidence. More specifically, its about getting laid. That's where the lie about what pill you were taking comes in.

Sometimes you have to learn the hard way I guess...

:roll:

 

[Why me?]

The pill says" Propecia" on it.


I know whta you guys are saying but that 1 cat said something about a wingman or something and lying to hook up with chicks.

I think this lead into a total misunderstanding and I appologize if I offended anyone.

My situation is over and done with now so lets go and try to get the chicks the best way we know how to.

 

[VOVVIE]

Im with you man.. its never cool to lie.... i DO know from personal experience that its not cool, the guilty feeling, getting caught like every time, etc.. ESPECIALLY never lie to a woman, it degrades them and they almost always find out... lying to get in a girls pants is some macho bull sh*t that these guys seem to think will get you any where with a woman.. more power to you if you're comfortable and secure with yourself enough to where you dont have to hide these things... peace out bro..

 

[Guest]

Im with you man.. its never cool to lie....

the scene: christmas eve, little 12 year old Tommy has advanced terminal cancer and probably won't make it through the night.

Tommy: (wispered) Daddy is it christmas tommorow, is it, is it, does santa come to hospitals as well as homes, does he, does he?

Tommy's father (played by BadHairDecade): ...Sure son santa is going to bring you a....

sudden interuption by Dr VOVVIE

Dr VOVVIE: Listen up kid, there ain't no santa and you will most likely be worm food by the morning, so shut the f*** up.

 

[The Gardener]

Vovvie's Girlfriend: "Vovvie, does this outfit make me look fat?"

 

[Guest]

Vovvie's Girlfriend: "Vovvie, do these pants make me look fat?"

Vovvie: sure honey, they make you look like a f*****g pig.

 

[Guest]

Seriously, I tell anyone who sees the pills that it's asteroid.

An asteroid smaller than a meter or so across would not make it through the earths atmosphere and would burn up before hitting the ground.