Oh Crap

[The Gardener]

Seriously, I tell anyone who sees the pills that it's asteroid.

An asteroid smaller than a meter or so across would not make it through the earths atmosphere and would burn up before hitting the ground.

Wow, an asteroid made of finasteride?! A finasteroid!

Definite proof that there is advanced intelligence out there, but unfortunately they too are self conscious about hair loss. What a disappointment.

 

[Guest]

it now looks more than likely that finasteride caused the mass extinction that wiped out the dinasours.

 

[The Gardener]

They may have gone extinct, but they must have had some outstanding prostates...

 

[Guest]

They may have gone extinct, but they must have had some outstanding prostates...

...and moderate to good regrowth with a 2% chance of sexual side effects.