Phone transcript with captain douche bag

[treeshrew]

So, like I mentioned before, I have this one attractive friend that gets all the play, women falling in his lap like rain. All he has to do is exist, eat, breathe, sleep, and gets all the *** he could ever dream for.

Me on the other hand.. not the most attractive, working on social skills, actually have make an effort to meet girls, let alone engage in casual sex.

It probably shouldn't, but it just pisses me off to hear him detail his escapades, pointing out who he's banged, and in general having a loud mouth about it. I mean guys are supposed to talk about their sexual exploits right? Maybe I'm wrong to get bothered?

Here was a recent conversation:

HIM: Whats the plan tonight?
ME: Going up to a cabin for a party
HIM: Are there going to be b****s and hoes?
ME: Don't know, hope so.
HIM: I love b****s
ME: who doesn't
HIM: The b****s you gotta work for, but the hoes usually have dumpy butts
ME: awesome
HIM: It's a dirty world. Hope they get naked.

It'd be like me talking to third world children and constantly bringing up how sweet it is to live in America!

 

[Cassin]

he sounds like a shallow immature kid who needs to grow up.

 

[cuebald]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
b****s and hoes

 

[spinner2]

He sounds somewhat amusing from that transcript.

Quit judging people and have some fun at the cabin party.

 

[Nashville Hairline]

He sounds like one of the cast of 'Dude Where's My Car'.

 

[barcafan]

Thats what young guys are supposed to sound like, lol.

 

[johnny b]

boats and hoes...boats and hoes!

 

[Cassin]

Thats what young guys are supposed to sound like, lol.

yup

 

[Obsidian]

boats and hoes...boats and hoes!

That's what I was thinking too :woot:

 

[johnny b]

boats and hoes...boats and hoes!

That's what I was thinking too :woot:

was that a friggin funny movie or what?

 

[Cassin]

[quote="johnny b":2i5cw3r4]boats and hoes...boats and hoes!

That's what I was thinking too :woot:

was that a friggin funny movie or what?[/quote:2i5cw3r4]

that will always be funny

 

[DoctorHouse]

So, like I mentioned before, I have this one attractive friend that gets all the play, women falling in his lap like rain. All he has to do is exist, eat, breathe, sleep, and gets all the *** he could ever dream for.

Me on the other hand.. not the most attractive, working on social skills, actually have make an effort to meet girls, let alone engage in casual sex.

It probably shouldn't, but it just pisses me off to hear him detail his escapades, pointing out who he's banged, and in general having a loud mouth about it. I mean guys are supposed to talk about their sexual exploits right? Maybe I'm wrong to get bothered?

Here was a recent conversation:

HIM: Whats the plan tonight?
ME: Going up to a cabin for a party
HIM: Are there going to be b****s and hoes?
ME: Don't know, hope so.
HIM: I love b****s
ME: who doesn't
HIM: The b****s you gotta work for, but the hoes usually have dumpy butts
ME: awesome
HIM: It's a dirty world. Hope they get naked.

It'd be like me talking to third world children and constantly bringing up how sweet it is to live in America!

Is your friend's name Rheinblick?

 

[uncomfortable man]

Prestige International :woot:

 

[uncomfortable man]

I would like to see a talk show were they do a role reversal where the stud is made to look bald and have bad fashion sense and the bald guy is given the best system money can buy and have a designer make him over and then send them out into the meat market and document how each reacts to being treated differently than they are used to. I've seen shows like this and they say alot IMO about how relevant our appearances are to how we are treated in society, particularly in the dating scene. It's always fun to see those who are corrupted by their good looks sh*t a brick when they take a walk on the other side.