"Furthermore, in a study from University Of Toronto, article brought to you by RepliCel, it was discovered that bald men are three times more likely to develop prostate cancer. Further demonstrating that it's "totally not a disease" and you should "just shave it and hit the gym, brah"
Sorry if I'm misinterpreting this, but how doesn't this demonstrate that it's not a disease and that you should just shave it off if it increases the risk of prostate cancer threefold? Excuse me if I'm being a blind idiot, because there is certainly that chance.