Scalp issue/crown

[jonnykino]

http://i44.tinypic.com/34fgmr5.jpg

anyone know why my scalp is so... red? i've tried loads of stuff, but nothing works. my scalp is scabby at the back and the top, and whatever my GP prescribed just doesn't work.

also, while i'm here... how's my crown/top of hair looking?

CHEERS.

 

[hairlossguru411]

Good hair, dude. However, you need my hair bandana man. Only 3 payments of 59.95, and includes 2 D batteries, so you only need to go out and buy the other 2.

Put it on the supersonic setting, put in some earplugs, and watch your hair grow like nicholas cage in the sorceror's apprentice. It may also cure the redness*.

*Statement not approved by FDA, but approved by FTA

 

[jonnykino]

what.

 

[IrishFella]

Scalp scabs are usually seb dermatitis, I get them, I've found that selenium sulphide 2.5% helps a lot.

As for your crown, I remember all of your pictures from a while back and in regards to male pattern baldness, you are showing zero signs.

 

[jonnykino]

Cheers for the reply IrishFella.

selenium sulphide 2.5% ? Never heard of it? Is it an ointment or shampoo? Either way I'll have a gander and see if it helps.

Thanks man.