Support your bald brothers

[maradona]

Robben is the baldest footballer on this planet, he started balding when he was 16.
He now looks like he's a creepy 50 year old retired footballer. He is one of the rare cases where male pattern baldness literally destroys your looks completely.

He plays against Chelsea tomorrow, watch the game and root for Robben.

Root for Bayern ! unk:

It would be nice to see their number 10 , a bald man, crying from happiness as he lifts the greatest title in europe.

Meaning different things in life can give you extreme happiness even if you're bald, of course he is not a good example for a number of reasons :woot:

 

[Beingbaldsucks]

im sure hes not missing girls due his money and fame

 

[Beingbaldsucks]

im sure hes not missing girls due his money and fame

 

[Beingbaldsucks]

im sure hes not missing girls due his money and fame

 

[BrightonBaldy]

robbens one of my favorite bald celebrities, he loves winding up whoever he plays against, shows superhuman levels of confidence in his ability and seems to not give a toss abuot being bald.

well obviously as a 27 year old and dealing with it for 10 years, he will have been through it all emotionally, hes resisted going down the route of 100,000 quid hair transplants or even going sly

 

[maradona]

you guys aren't supporting your bald brothers, bayern doesnt seem to be doing good. :sobbing:

robben gonna cry of sadness.

 

[TravisB]

but was thwarted by the big non balding man

Who? Cech? Cech is, or at least was balding before he did a transplant or something. Why do you think he's wearing this stupid helmet? To hide his receding hairline.

By the way, I saw some balding players today. Check out:

Lampard - crown thinning, and possibly vertex thinning
Neuer - crown thinning, has a weird hairstyle probably to hide his hairline
Ashley Cole - thick, but receding
Terry - still thick, but receding
Meireles - his attempts to hide balding are pathetic
Ivica Oli? - receding, and some vertex thinning
Robben - oh, wait...

 

[Ori83]

no idea who that Robben guy is (the only sport i watch is mma) and i think i like him if not but only for not giving a f***! he would look VERY good with hair (would jump from 6 to 8+ without a problem), wish i was this resistant.

 

[gh05]

but was thwarted by the big non balding man

Who? Cech? Cech is, or at least was balding before he did a transplant or something. Why do you think he's wearing this stupid helmet? To hide his receding hairline.

By the way, I saw some balding players today. Check out:

Lampard - crown thinning, and possibly vertex thinning
Neuer - crown thinning, has a weird hairstyle probably to hide his hairline
Ashley Cole - thick, but receding
Terry - still thick, but receding
Meireles - his attempts to hide balding are pathetic
Ivica Oli? - receding, and some vertex thinning
Robben - oh, wait...

lampard just has fine hair with maybe the slightest bit of hair loss - it's been like it for ages. He's not going bald anytime soon.

 

[ghg]

Petr Cech wears the "stupid" helmet because he had a serious concussion and has doctor's orders to wear it. Wearing a helmet for fun isn't even allowed in football...

 

[maradona]

Man I cried today, this is one of the biggest upset in football history.

The Dark era of football has started, the densive norwood 0s won and the attacking with beautiful game balding guys LOST.

Im so pissed, life's fukin unfair.

Robben couldn't win the worldcup, couldn't win champions league, damn this bald guy was so close to the biggest tittles any guy on earth can have.

His baldness prevented it from happenin :sobbing:

 

[Primo]

His baldness prevented it from happenin :sobbing:

Yep sure, Arjen Robben's baldness prevented him from winning last night :shakehead: not the fact that he missed a penalty which would have won the game or the fact that his faggity-*** NW0 team mate Mario Gomez missed a load of easy chances. blame it on the full head!

Anyway the Chelsea manager is hardly a NW0 himself, diffusing like a mo'fka, but most people don't realise cos he disguises it well with the constant shaving.

Also if you guys are looking for a true bald brother on the football field, look no further than Atillio Lombardo, formally of Sampdoria, Juventus, Lazio and er... Crystal Palace He sported the horseshoe look his whole career in true Larry David style, here's to a brother!

 

[maradona]

Lmao larry david style unk: .

 

[gascoigne]

but was thwarted by the big non balding man

Who? Cech? Cech is, or at least was balding before he did a transplant or something. Why do you think he's wearing this stupid helmet? To hide his receding hairline.

By the way, I saw some balding players today. Check out:

Lampard - crown thinning, and possibly vertex thinning
Neuer - crown thinning, has a weird hairstyle probably to hide his hairline
Ashley Cole - thick, but receding
Terry - still thick, but receding
Meireles - his attempts to hide balding are pathetic
Ivica Oli? - receding, and some vertex thinning
Robben - oh, wait...

Very good friend.

Lampard - Diffusing, but still thick enough. Will probably go bald in next 10 years.
Neuer - Agree
Cole - Disagree, he has a bit higher hairline, but no thinning at all and therefore i think he wont go bald.
Terry - Very simliar to Cole.
Meireles - %
Oli? - Agree
+
Drogba - Receding hairline.

 

[gascoigne]

no idea who that Robben guy is (the only sport i watch is mma) and i think i like him if not but only for not giving a f*ck! he would look VERY good with hair (would jump from 6 to 8+ without a problem), wish i was this resistant.

If Robben with hair would be 8+, than WORLD AVERAGE is 9.
Was you making a joke Ori ???

 

[IrishFella]

Man, Mario Gomez has the best hair in football for sure, he even rocks an alternate version of the 50's rockabilly hair styles that I think are awesome.

 

[gascoigne]

Man, Mario Gomez has the best hair in football for sure, he even rocks an alternate version of the 50's rockabilly hair styles that I think are awesome.

Yes, yes, yes, IrishFella!

 

[gh05]

Lampard - Diffusing, but still thick enough. Will probably go bald in next 10 years.
Neuer - Agree
Cole - Disagree, he has a bit higher hairline, but no thinning at all and therefore i think he wont go bald.
Terry - Very simliar to Cole.
Meireles - %
Oli? - Agree
+
Drogba - Receding hairline.

Again, Lampard isn't 'diffusing' - he has fine hair.

People on here don't know the difference between fine hair and balding. He probably does have a very small amount of crown loss and probably is receding a bit...but barely anything.

He looks exactly the same as his dad and will probably end up with similar hair...i.e. some hair loss but by no means bald.

 

[TravisB]

It seems like Chelsea's manager Roberto Di Matteo actually look better shaved than with hair.

I think he has the right head shape and face for it.

 

[Primo]

Man, Mario Gomez has the best hair in football for sure, he even rocks an alternate version of the 50's rockabilly hair styles that I think are awesome.

Yes, yes, yes, IrishFella!

Ahh come on guys, don't get me wrong, I envy him because with that mop he can rock almost any hairstyle going, but at the same time, I do think there is also such a thing as having too much hair, like his forehead is almost too small, looks slightly off, a bit like Antonio Valencia below, he resembles a hedgehog almost....

also there's something seriously dislikable about Mario Gomez, I just can't work out what it is...