Doug Douglas
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Because I really feel this forum has been lacking one. Never before have we seen a thread with this dynamic duo encompassed in a single swoop.
So I was watching Disc 1 of "An Evening with Kevin Smith II: Evening Harder", and at one point Kevin Smith talks about how everyone is (rightly) kicking Affleck when he's very, very down, and how he doesn't want to get on that bandwagon (and then proceeds to do so at every opportunity). And he recounts the story about Affleck and Vince Vaught getting to a fight, and Vince rips off his wig, etc., and how ridiculous it is. Smith says, "And he says to me, 'Pull my hair!' And I was like, no, I believe you, dude. You say you're not wearing a wig, I believe you," or something roughly along those lines. But here's the kicker to this whole unexpose: the entire time I was watching the DVD, I kept on wondering, Where the hell did Kevin's bald spot go? I mean, you can clearly see it in the menu, you can clearly see it in "An Evening with Kevin Smith", the first set of DVDs from 2003; but every time there's a high-angle shot in the new DVDs (at least in the first disc--haven't watched the second yet) you can't see so much as a centimeter of skin. To top that off--what's going on with his hairline?
So I've concluded that we can't take Smith's word on Affleck for a couple reasons. Reason 1: he's Affleck's best friend. Reason 2: Smith himself has clearly had transplants, big time, both in the front and the back and/or some kind of hair system installed (my money's on the transplants: while it looks pretty dang ok, a hair system would look way thicker, and just better in general). Someone with hair problems is never going to expose another man's hair problems--especially if it's his best friend.
Yeah, I know. Who gives a flying motherf*ck. Both these guys' income and personal assets are divisible by the GDP of Rwanda. Still. I've always been a bit curious about the whole Affleck Hair Scandal.
So I was watching Disc 1 of "An Evening with Kevin Smith II: Evening Harder", and at one point Kevin Smith talks about how everyone is (rightly) kicking Affleck when he's very, very down, and how he doesn't want to get on that bandwagon (and then proceeds to do so at every opportunity). And he recounts the story about Affleck and Vince Vaught getting to a fight, and Vince rips off his wig, etc., and how ridiculous it is. Smith says, "And he says to me, 'Pull my hair!' And I was like, no, I believe you, dude. You say you're not wearing a wig, I believe you," or something roughly along those lines. But here's the kicker to this whole unexpose: the entire time I was watching the DVD, I kept on wondering, Where the hell did Kevin's bald spot go? I mean, you can clearly see it in the menu, you can clearly see it in "An Evening with Kevin Smith", the first set of DVDs from 2003; but every time there's a high-angle shot in the new DVDs (at least in the first disc--haven't watched the second yet) you can't see so much as a centimeter of skin. To top that off--what's going on with his hairline?
So I've concluded that we can't take Smith's word on Affleck for a couple reasons. Reason 1: he's Affleck's best friend. Reason 2: Smith himself has clearly had transplants, big time, both in the front and the back and/or some kind of hair system installed (my money's on the transplants: while it looks pretty dang ok, a hair system would look way thicker, and just better in general). Someone with hair problems is never going to expose another man's hair problems--especially if it's his best friend.
Yeah, I know. Who gives a flying motherf*ck. Both these guys' income and personal assets are divisible by the GDP of Rwanda. Still. I've always been a bit curious about the whole Affleck Hair Scandal.
