Things I've Been Called In My Meaningless Existence

[Butterbean Head]

PART 1
Honey Monster
Hitler(when I had hair)
Pob(children's character when I had hair)
Tyson Fury
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Pervert
Rapist
Doorman
Armed Forces
Grant Mitchell
Thug
Intimidating
Autistic
Bi-Polar
Odd looking
Viking
Curtains(when I had hair)
Weirdo
Scary looking
Techno Viking
Gay
Gay Bear
Too Respectful
Paranoid
Fucked up
Z Z Top
Bald Santa
Albino
Noddy's Big Ears
Elephant Ears
Bodyguard
Psycho(because I have no hair)

 

[Butterbean Head]

Part 2
Old Man
Shagger
Bum Fluff(When I've got a thick full beard)
Good looking
60year old man(because I have the moustache thick)
Muscle Bound
Baby Face
Freckle Face
Invisible Eyebrows
Looks Like a Pussy(When I shaved the Goatee off)
Skinny(When I had a six-pack)
Fat(When I had I was big but didn't have a six-pack)
Imposing
Cut A Striking Figure

 

[Butterbean Head]

Part 3

Martial Artist
Boxer
Street Fighter
Cage Fighter
Nobody Knows What It Is(My facial hair)
Mad
Big Nose
Small Mouth
Look Weird When I'm Clean Shaven
Yellow Teeth
Whale Head
Walk Funny
Not As Tall As I Think I am(1.89cm)
Look like An Idiot

 

[Butterbean Head]

Part 4

Hunchback
Chicken Legs
Skinny Chest
Weak Wrists
Huge
Half A Giant
Too Serious
Straight Laced
A Big Softy Really
Ginger Prick
Bald Prick
Old Fashioned
Loser

 

[20YearsOnFin]

Well sometimes parents don't always mean what they say.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Part 5

Lanky
Wouldn't Want To Meet Me On A Dark Night
Miserable
Attitude Problem
Gingerbeard Man
Friendly Face
Martian
Alien

 

[Butterbean Head]

Well sometimes parents don't always mean what they say.

Parents?

Everyday people.

 

[20YearsOnFin]

when I was in my early 20's the best decision I ever made was to move away from a western country.

 

[20YearsOnFin]

If you don't get on with the people around you................you need to change the people around you.

 

[20YearsOnFin]

If you are 1.89cm then you have a big advantage

 

[Butterbean Head]

If you are 1.89cm then you have a big advantage

No advantage.

Part 6 coming soon Mr finasteride.

 

[20YearsOnFin]

No advantage.

There is, Maybe you just haven't been to the right places where it will come in useful

 

[Butterbean Head]

There is, Maybe you just haven't been to the right places where it will come in useful

Hair, face and bad boy status. Height ultimately matters not.

I am the laughing stock of the shires. Never has there been before nor since a specimen so ridiculed as I.

 

[20YearsOnFin]

Hair, face and bad boy status. Height ultimately matters not.

I am the laughing stock of the shires. Never has there been before nor since a specimen so ridiculed as I.

Leave the shires....problem solved.

 

[Butterbean Head]

Leave the shires....problem solved.

Ha ha! That means leaving blighty old bean.

 

[20YearsOnFin]

Ha ha! That means leaving blighty old bean.

You only realise how stupid alot of the stuff in the UK is, once you have left.

 

[Butterbean Head]

You only realise how stupid alot of the stuff in the UK is, once you have left.

Where do you suggest?

 

[20YearsOnFin]

Where do you suggest?

There are loads of places, where have you already been?

 

[20YearsOnFin]

Go to somewhere like Thailand if you have never been anywhere...

 

[Norwoody]

stfu