Lmaoo, buddy...
1. I have a job that is extremely flexible, lets me work from home on most days so I can enjoy life more. You majored in business, congratulations...ur life is a joke, lemme guess...your probably doing finance or accounting, good luck going far in ur future career with "anxiety"
2. Your majoring in business...ahahahhahahahah, literally your paying for a piece of paper. Your "business skills" are worthless and can be learned by searching the World Wide Web. I basically got a free ride for my education through grants and scholarships. And now I have an awesome job through my education, and graduated debt free. I currently live with my uncle, so all the money I make right now...I'm saving to invest in properties and such...to have multiple streams of income
3. I'm not personally attacking you anymore, cause I feel if I do so, you might rage quit life.
4. Did I mention, how useless and a joke it is to be going to a top business school, ur wasting ur time and money....sucker
5. Garunteed I have 100x more of a social life than you, even with my "IT" job and I'm active on all social media platforms. I wish I can shut you up and show you my Facebook or instagram, but I'm not that stupid...troll
6. I'm not slick bald yet, I have diffuse thinning, so when I low gaurd buzz my hair, it doesn't look like I'm balding, yet. Also, I have a great head shape, I'm 6 foot, and have a full beard, am already tan because of my race, so I think I'll be fine if I go full bald, which might or might not happen...depending on future treatments.
7. I told you to use dating apps, I myself don't need to, I have circles of friends and meet new people on a daily basis...I'm what you call an extrovert. Also, even if I put myself on dating apps, which I don't...I'll probably get a lot of dates cause I take care of myself...I follow IIFYM and always incorporate HIIT cardio, meal prep and such...so I have a ripped athletic physique.
8. You payed for jaw surgery...cool. I already have a well defined jaw loool. Don't need to be wasting my money on that.
9. I work IT in the US, don't worry though...I'm highly social, I am business savvy, and if I feel like it...will probably be working for BCG consulting in the near future, so I can save up more money
10. You probably are dating a whale
11. You can troll all you want. Im still doing more than you at age 24