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[Dench57]

Will Smith for my fellow nigga @Dench57

 

[DoctorHouse]

OK, so, just based on this thread ...

Patrick Dempsey for @Wolf Pack
Stephanie Seymour for @hairblues
Audrey Tautou for @Pasbrillantebrunette
Vincent Cassel for @WhitePolarBear
Will Smith for my fellow nigga @Dench57
Jason Staham for @Baldhurts
Alexandra Daddario for @EvilLocks
Rick for @sunchyme1
James MacCavoy for @Exodus2011
Henry Cavill for @shookwun
Brad Pitt for @zircon
Zac Efron for @Swoop


For myself ... how about Drake?

Excellent Job! David. Many years ago we created a thread with gourmetstylewellness.com the movie starring and in each thread we put the screen name and matched it up with the celebrity photo. Unfortunately that is thread is gone. My celebrity actor was not Hugh Laurie but Keannu Reeves because one day I put on some sunglasses and wore a black leather coat and everywhere I went people thought I was the guy from the Matrix. It was the easiest Halloween costume I ever had to wear and make.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Zircon is indisputably the most gifted writer and usually says what I'd like to say if my IQ was 30 points higher or I hadn't been dropped on my head as a child. DBW is insightful too. I also like the Dutchman, and F2005 but he doesn't post much. C4L and Shookwun have lucid moments of clarity that transcend their respective language barriers (C4L because he's lithuanian, Shookwun because of the oxford commas)

I am glad he is posting again. I always can learn some new vocabulary words from his posts. His IQ is probably one of the highest on here.

 

[Swoop]

INB4 Swoop recommends the everyday Phenibut binge

2 weeks of godmode

2 weeks of suicide watch

But that sh*t is great in moderation. I don't even have anxiety but I take it once every 2 weeks for godmode

you ever tried benzos brah? blow Pheni out of the water

Lmao, true that. Well it took around 5 days to return to normal but the acute shock was insane. Pure terror.

Yeah I liked it a lot. I also functioned extremely with little sleep when taking it. Sleeping only for 4 hours I felt absolutely rested.

I haven't tried benzos though brah, don't need them. I actually got a benzo after my hair transplant but decided against it because I wanted to make absolutely sure that I didn't sleep on my newly implanted grafts lol. I also heard they make you a bit too zombie like, is that true?

Phenibut is potent but really didn't have any of that, the rapid tolerance that occurs is just a pity.

 

[DoctorHouse]

OK, so, just based on this thread ...

Patrick Dempsey for @Wolf Pack
Stephanie Seymour for @hairblues
Audrey Tautou for @Pasbrillantebrunette
Vincent Cassel for @WhitePolarBear
Will Smith for my fellow nigga @Dench57
Jason Staham for @Baldhurts
Alexandra Daddario for @EvilLocks
Rick for @sunchyme1
James MacCavoy for @Exodus2011
Henry Cavill for @shookwun
Brad Pitt for @zircon
Zac Efron for @Swoop
Danny Devito for @Dante92
Enver Gjokaj for @CopeForLife

For myself ... how about Drake?

David, who is going to play Joan, nameless, ID Walker, Bucky, Davesmith, Uncomfortable Man, CaptainForehead, and Tellersquill.

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

David, who is going to play Joan, nameless, ID Walker, Bucky, Davesmith, Uncomfortable Man, CaptainForehead, and Tellersquill.

Isabelle Huppert can play @Joan
Jude Law can play @h.l.
Sean Penn with a haircut can play @nameless

Not sure about the rest.

 

[Exodus2011]

lol why james macavoy for me david?

he was awesome on first class and DOFP tho, goddamn especially on DOFP

when he was talking to himself in the sentinel timeline, f*****g FEELZ :'(

"so much pain!" :'( :'( :'(

 

[nameless]

Statham is the only guy left I have to look up to right now. f*** if I had his features facially I wouldn't give two shits about being bald

Baldhurts, is that your pic in your icon? If it is you then you don't look any worse than Stratham.
That having been said, I wouldn't want to look like Stratham.

Women want attractive men. Attractive means kind of pretty looking but not so much that he looks like a girl.
He has to have a look that's sort of perfectly right down the middle of a girl and a guy...where he looks
obviously like a guy but has a pretty look about him. In other words, you should be trying to look like I look when I have my hair.

 

[Baldhurts]

Baldhurts, is that your pic in your icon? If it is then you don't look any worse than Stratham.

That having been said, I wouldn't want to look like Stratham.

Women want attractive men. Attractive means kind of pretty looking but not so much that he looks like a girl.
He has to have a look that's sort of perfectly right down the middle of a girl and a guy...where he looks
obviously like a guy but has a pretty look about him. You should be trying to look like I look when I have my hair.

Can't afford transplant anyway. It's over. I'm embracing celibacy and focusing on other things. If I keep worrying about what women think then I'm going to suicide before my 30th.

 

[hairblues]

He has to have a look that's sort of perfectly right down the middle of a girl and a guy...where he looks
obviously like a guy but has a pretty look about him. You should be trying to look like I look when I have my hair.

are you truly this crazy or are you just having a go at us?

 

[Dench57]

Can't afford transplant anyway. It's over. I'm embracing celibacy and focusing on other things. If I keep worrying about what women think then I'm going to suicide before my 30th.

suiciding over 5-10k

struggling to take you seriously at this point

 

[blackg]

I'm not int androgynes men and thats how i see really 'pretty' men.

Thanks for piping in here, hairblues. He is a little pretty this "hot" dude.
He would look good holding a pink cocktail /daiquiri.

 

[blackg]

Maybe you don't get it dench. It's not about being just above average looking or average anymore. Now, today in 2017 it's about being the total package. Very good income, looks, nice whip, able to travel etc.. I'm fucked until I get help. Do you almost piss your pants when you have to go up to a broad at a coffee shop or order your coffee? I do. I can't leave the house. I'm scared to be outside and in the public.

Mate!! That broad at the coffee shop probably thinks that you are smokin' hot.
You probably make her piss her pants.

(no homo, again)

 

[nameless]

Isabelle Huppert can play @Joan
Jude Law can play @h.l.
Sean Penn with a haircut can play @nameless

If he will be playing me with hair then you should have Duncan James play me or use CGI to create "Abilene Vice" Don Johnson to play me.

 

[Roberto_72]

I don't have any sugar whatsoever, my diet mainly consists of lots of leafy greens and vegetables.. I also eat a lot of fish too. I love tilipia.

Too much sugar triggers anxiety. Too little causes depression. No sugar At all is extreme. Brain needs it.

 

[Roberto_72]

It is absolutely impossible to keep up with this thread.
One day makes 500 messages :-/
My takes:
- baldhurts is trolling about his virginity. Either us or himself
- david_mpn is about to get a girlfriend
- h.l. is going to the gym to have a better jawline. As I do!

 

[CopeForLife]

It is absolutely impossible to keep up with this thread.
One day makes 500 messages :-/
My takes:
- baldhurts is trolling about his virginity. Either us or himself
- david_mpn is about to get a girlfriend
- h.l. is going to the gym to have a better jawline. As I do!

he didn't say he is a virgin

 

[Roberto_72]

he didn't say he is a virgin

Well he purports he is a virgin de facto now

 

[Dante92]

Ian Somerhalder probably has an easy time getting girls:

Yeah, "probably".

 

[Dante92]

Danny Devito for @Dante92

Good choice, he's not ugly enough, but hey, it's quite accurate. And they can use CGI to make him frog-like enough to portray me.