I think you went light on him you pussy. If you were a real man you would decapitated him and attached his head to a stick and shat down his dead neck. Some people tut tut
laugh with them its the only way to save face, and say this is what 10 years of a wife and kids does to you or something of the sort, it was meant as a joke so take it as one no big deal,
are you bald? if so you shouldn't have beat him up... he was telling the truth. if not just point that out and don't beat him up. if balding but not yet bald get some perspective... this won't be the last time this happens and unless you are in pre-school beating someone up is not an appropriate, wise or even legal response. In pre-school you can get away with it because they think you dont know better and can't punch hard. After pre-school you should know better. geeze.