Tonight I'm Going To Do It. One Last Shot.

[DBW]

As per the title. Tonight I'm going to 'go out' for the first time in 6 months, the first time since becoming disfigured. I'm going to take a shower, do my teeth, put on the new jumper my parent's bought me as a going-away-present to uni, spray on some nice deodorant, strap on my ratty old piece, style it, cover up the edges with topic and head out on the pull. I'm going to go to a bar, ask a 5/10 girl if I can buy her a drink, laugh, force myself to behave like a guy who doesn't want to kill himself. I'm tired of being miserable. I can't just wallow in apathy and self-loathing forever. Tonight this is going to change. I'm going to make it change. One last shot. Wish me luck.

 

[CopeForLife]

I wanted to make out today.

Sat on my motorbike, did a half way to a bar, stopped, smoked cigaret and brought a few beer on a way back.

How you will get further

GL

 

[tellersquill]

Own It man.

I respect your courage in the face of adversity!

 

[uhoil]

Good luck man, wish I could do the same every weekend that I'm alone at home viewing the snapchat stories of my friends (acquaintances) having fun

 

[blackg]

Good luck man, wish I could do the same every weekend that I'm alone at home viewing the snapchat stories of my friends (acquaintances) having fun

Reading your post really makes me hate this f*****g disease (hair loss).

Random genetic luck is a real b**ch!

 

[blackg]

Good luck to DBW for tonight.

 

[N003]

Reading your post really makes me hate this f*****g disease (hair loss).

Random genetic luck is a real b**ch!

Yeah genetic is a big b**ch:

Arjen Robben with his father

Father NW1 and Son NW6

 

[shookwun]

Makes me wonder if any of us have lives outside of the internet. Is it rely a big deal to go out with friends, meet chicks, get drunk and possibly take someone home for the night? Taboo, and alien at this point.

Go out, and have fun. I don't even have a life anymore since I moved from a metropolis city.

Literally work, eat, sleep, and repeat

lift, and play videos all day on my days off. All though this is what I have been doing for the last few weeks.





OP, do you wear a hair piece?

 

[shookwun]

DWB ends up getting obliterated. starts dropping some tight game on this chick who's at the bar all alone. Decided to pull the 'want to come over and have drinks at my place' after last call. She ends up pulling through. Before even getting in the cab, he's already making sure his v**** is still where he left it. A water drenched, and worn over piece remains within saran wrap. After arriving home, he decides to excuse himself to nervously pull out his life line, and starts furiously licking the remains of his v****. Startled as he is, he's holding composure. He starts reciting lines to himself, looking in the mirror, and telling himself 'I am the man'' Looking down below, he;'s spanking, and slapping his c*** trying to get some life down there. Nervous to the point where his veins are all constricted, he decides to finally leave the bathroom. Having forgot that he left his toppik out, while he topped himself up..

Things are looking good, this is all new. foreshadowing what he read over at 4chan what to do in this situation he decides to ask her if she wants to watch some netflix, and drink smirnoff ice. After a couple hours, briefly moving from a hand on the hip to the shoulder over hers, he decides to finally go for it. He's starts kissing her, and slobbing her entire face as his rythym is off. he keeps trying to figure out the timings, and is anxiously asking himself who's the tornado kisser, as he keeps turning away and wiping his face. At this point half her make up is half gobbed off. Progress is progress, but DWB is now asking himself why is 'why is my c*** still feeling like a gummy worm'. 'is the v**** kicking in? I knew I should of went to pharmacia instead of the local gooks' Starts to furiously play with his own c*** as if he were watching BDSM. He decides to play the feel her up, and eat her out card. Wanking himself off, as he get's her off. Unfortunately she did not have the tight velvety vagina we fantasize about, it resembled a hatchet wound with over sized meat curtains. A pussy is a pussy. The cards start to reverse as she wants to repay the favour. Slowly moving towards DWB, anxiously trying to claw himself away. Before she can even speak,



'this doesn't usually happen'


Until next time.








Prospect

Wakes up






Wait for it
























Wait for it

 

[buckthorn]

Is it rely a big deal to go out with friends, meet chicks, get drunk and possibly take someone home for the night?

I did a lot of this in my twenties, and into my early thirties... the last couple years? not really at all. The weird thing is, even if I had a full head of hair tomorrow, I am not sure I would miss this lifestyle. over-rated big time. Sex is awesome, but women are a waste of f*****g time. Even the greatest of orgasms is not worth listening to b**ch talk about leggings at brunch the next day.

 

[buckthorn]

DWB ends up getting obliterated. starts dropping some tight game on this chick who's at the bar all alone. Decided to pull the 'want to come over and have drinks at my place' after last call. She ends up pulling through. Before even getting in the cab, he's already making sure his v**** is still where he left it. A water drenched, and worn over piece remains within saran wrap. After arriving home, he decides to excuse himself to nervously pull out his life line, and starts furiously licking the remains of his v****. Startled as he is, he's holding composure. He starts reciting lines to himself, looking in the mirror, and telling himself 'I am the man'' Looking down below, he;'s spanking, and slapping his c*** trying to get some life down there. Nervous to the point where his veins are all constricted, he decides to finally leave the bathroom. Having forgot that he left his toppik out, while he topped himself up..

Things are looking good, this is all new. foreshadowing what he read over at 4chan what to do in this situation he decides to ask her if she wants to watch some netflix, and drink smirnoff ice. After a couple hours, briefly moving from a hand on the hip to the shoulder over hers, he decides to finally go for it. He's starts kissing her, and slobbing her entire face as his rythym is off. he keeps trying to figure out the timings, and is anxiously asking himself who's the tornado kisser, as he keeps turning away and wiping his face. At this point half her make up is gobbed off. Progress is progress, but DWB is now asking himself why is c*** is still feeling like a gummy worm. 'is the v**** kicking in? I knew I should of went to thepharmacia instead of the local gooks' Starts to play with his own c***, sweating & becoming a nervous rekt. He decides to play the feel her up, and eat her out card. Wanking himself off, as he get's her off. Unfortunately she did not have the tight velvety vagina we fantasize about, it resembled a hatchet wound with over sized meat curtains. A pussy is a pussy. The cards reverse and she is thinking about him as she goes down on him.



'this doesn't usually happen'


Until next time.








Prospect

Wakes up






Wait for it
























Wait for it

JESUS f*****g CHRIST!! hahaha... this was depressing to read. especially the part about the large vagina.

 

[hairblues]

Even the greatest of orgasms is not worth listening to b**ch talk about leggings at brunch the next day.

leggings?? this is weirdest sentence i have read here.

 

[Roberto_72]

DWB ends up getting obliterated. starts dropping some tight game on this chick who's at the bar all alone. Decided to pull the 'want to come over and have drinks at my place' after last call. She ends up pulling through. Before even getting in the cab, he's already making sure his v**** is still where he left it. A water drenched, and worn over piece remains within saran wrap. After arriving home, he decides to excuse himself to nervously pull out his life line, and starts furiously licking the remains of his v****. Startled as he is, he's holding composure. He starts reciting lines to himself, looking in the mirror, and telling himself 'I am the man'' Looking down below, he;'s spanking, and slapping his c*** trying to get some life down there. Nervous to the point where his veins are all constricted, he decides to finally leave the bathroom. Having forgot that he left his toppik out, while he topped himself up..

Things are looking good, this is all new. foreshadowing what he read over at 4chan what to do in this situation he decides to ask her if she wants to watch some netflix, and drink smirnoff ice. After a couple hours, briefly moving from a hand on the hip to the shoulder over hers, he decides to finally go for it. He's starts kissing her, and slobbing her entire face as his rythym is off. he keeps trying to figure out the timings, and is anxiously asking himself who's the tornado kisser, as he keeps turning away and wiping his face. At this point half her make up is half gobbed off. Progress is progress, but DWB is now asking himself why is 'why is my c*** still feeling like a gummy worm'. 'is the v**** kicking in? I knew I should of went to pharmacia instead of the local gooks' Starts to furiously play with his own c*** as if he were watching BDSM. He decides to play the feel her up, and eat her out card. Wanking himself off, as he get's her off. Unfortunately she did not have the tight velvety vagina we fantasize about, it resembled a hatchet wound with over sized meat curtains. A pussy is a pussy. The cards start to reverse as she wants to repay the favour. Slowly moving towards DWB, anxiously trying to claw himself away. Before she can even speak,



'this doesn't usually happen'


Until next time.








Prospect

Wakes up






Wait for it
























Wait for it

We have a budding writer! This was fun.

 

[uhoil]

Reading your post really makes me hate this f*****g disease (hair loss).

Random genetic luck is a real b**ch!

you know whats sadder... im only 23 these are supposed to be my "best" years

 

[Roberto_72]

you know whats sadder... im only 23 these are supposed to be my "best" years

I feel you. It happened to me too. In my twenties, everyone was having fun while I was thinking of my bad looks!

 

[tellersquill]

you know whats sadder... im only 23 these are supposed to be my "best" years

Everyones different. I came into my prime around 29.

 

[resu]

Hope you had fun asking overweight single moms out.

 

[buckthorn]

leggings?? this is weirdest sentence i have read here.

lol... very specific, personal experience. if not leggings, it's either non stop about clothes, useless material garbage, or other back stabbing women.

 

[hairblues]

lol... very specific, personal experience. if not leggings, it's either non stop about clothes, useless material garbage, or other back stabbing women.

you need a woman who works. independent.

 

[buckthorn]

you need a woman who works. independent.

I need nothing. I want nothing.