Tthis is pure mockery!

[swingline747]

Nope, blue eyes do not suck, Swingline. They are awesome

Ok, Im biased.

lol

 

[2bald2young]

What about green eyes?

 

[VeprSuper]

Green are top of the line imho.

 

[Exodus2011]

meh idk blue eyes are beautiful. like the clear bllue ocean when looking into their eyes <3. theres a reason the song goes "you've got eyes of the bluest sky"

grey is pretty too tho. just last night i masturbated to this girl with grey eyes unk:

 

[swingline747]

just last night i masturbated to this girl with grey eyes unk:

howd she feel about that? lol

 

[Exodus2011]

howd she feel about that? lol

she psychically detected it and called me right after

she gonna get dat BJC (big jewish c***)

 

[swingline747]

she psychically detected it and called me right after

she gonna get dat BJC (big jewish c***)

Bald, short AND JEWISH?! Oh man what a trifecta lol


j/k

 

[Exodus2011]

Bald, short AND JEWISH?! Oh man what a trifecta lol


j/k

yea true. i will never acquire a gf as i am an ugly undesirable male. in many ways as you have just pointed out. and the short came from being half indonesian so technically i'm not fulll jewish lol

 

[uncomfortable man]

I'd rather have white eyes and see in the dark...but not if it meant comprimising my day vision in which case I would have to grow an exrtra set of eyelids.

But tan man would be the best... tan hair tan eyes(even the whites)tan gums tan teeth... all the same shade of tan.

 

[Ori83]

damn, check it out

[video=youtube;f1Kia9IG_r8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Kia9IG_r8[/video]