Ways to get revenge on a woman

[Quantum Cat]

... if you are rejected by one.


1. drop subtle hints that she's fat, or that you don't like girls with cellulite etc , so that you're actually glad she doesn't want to date you

women are as paranoid about weight as we are of our hair. Just as we count our hairs obsessively, women are constantly looking in the mirror trying to find the slightest bulge. Even thin women seem to believe that parts of them are fat - and we can take advantage of that fear. psyche them out, play mind games with them - anything to make them believe they are overweight. Knock their confidence, just like they knock yours on a daily basis.


2. Say you just assumed she was a lesbian or transexual.

3. throw a drink in her face

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I also have a tip I used once when a man pointed out I was balding. I said 'so are you, mate. Looks to me like your crown is thinning.'

He looked slightly worried and walked away. I'd bet my bottom dollar he went home that day and studied his scalp in a mirror. Hopefully now he's ultra-paranoid, and knows how we feel on a daily basis

 

[DannyBoyy]

You are obviously joking but still...this is ****ed up.

 

[zeroes]

The sad part is he isn't.

 

[DannyBoyy]

The sad part is he isn't.

And he wonders why he cant get a girlfriend...

 

[Quantum Cat]

The sad part is he isn't.

i'm not bitter or angry, but I believe in 'an eye for an eye' - give as good as you get

 

[Exodus2011]

i disagree quantum cat

i have a right to spurn advances, same with girls

its not like we have a RIGHT to be inside their vaginas haha

 

[DonaldAnderson]

Lol I like the third one.

 

[talmoode]

whether you meant it or not, you made my day! I crakced up big time when I read it!

 

[Quantum Cat]

another idea:

if you're in a bar and feeling sick because you've had too much to drink, try to vomit on the hottest girl in the bar. She'll have to go home and you'll have ruined her night, like she ruins so many guys' nights by rejecting them. uke:

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Nice...I mean any woman reading this site would be gagging to get it on with some of the charmers we have here!

 

[Quantum Cat]

even if we were charming, when they see you're balding, they won't even consider you. You could be the most charming man in the world - George Clooney, they still wouldn't want to know you (unless you had Clooney's money)

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Who is this they you speak of? All women? Over the top generalisations don't help. It's no different to the people who think all bald or balding men are the same. Two wrongs don't make a right.

 

[beaner]

Nice topic. When did 12 year olds start posting here?

 

[ChrisW1980uk]

Hear hear! Why get "revenge" when these women haven't done anything to you? Just doesn't make sense to me!

 

[Quantum Cat]

Nice topic. When did 12 year olds start posting here?

when 12 year olds started to experience the misery of male pattern baldness

 

[Thom]

Disagree with the revenge tactics on girls but if a guy makes a comment about your thinning hair and you show him how it feels then he has it coming I say.

 

[Benjamin36]

Speaking of guys who make comments about others thinning, I saw a friend of mine recently who would always make fun of our friends who were losing their hair. Now he's losing his.

 

[Thom]

Yeah my friends really gave me hell for it despite my requests for them to leave well enough alone. Now they've progressed farther than my hair state. I know it's immature sounding to take delight in that but who wouldn't?

One's temple's are pushing back immensely and the other is a bad diffuse thinner. I'm nicer than they were though and don't mention it.

 

[DannyBoyy]

Im gonna get hated for this but oh well...i dont think its bad if people joke about you losing hair IF you are fine with it and they KNOW you are fine with it...its different if you dont like it and you tell them to stop but they dont...friends joke about with each other what they do (well my friends do we all have a good sense off humour)...bu if they do it WELL KNOWING you dont like it then thats ****ed up.

 

[Benjamin36]

Im gonna get hated for this but oh well...i dont think its bad if people joke about you losing hair IF you are fine with it and they KNOW you are fine with it...its different if you dont like it and you tell them to stop but they dont...friends joke about with each other what they do (well my friends do we all have a good sense off humour)...bu if they do it WELL KNOWING you dont like it then thats ****ed up.

True, but my friend would make fun of friends while we were in public. One on one is not so bad, but if you are at the bar or something with a large group of people, it is extremely embarassing.