Ways to increase hairloss!

[Aker]

I was just browsing through as I usually do, and thought I'd make a different topic than is usually seen. I'd like to see things that people can do that would actually increase their hairloss.

Hopefully this list could be useful for those who want to avoid doing what is posted within.

 

[Mad_Jasper]

Get married... have kids.

 

[Follically Challenged]

Slicking your hair with the wetness of your farts. This Polock neighbour of mine used to do that...now a Norwood 3.9

 

[Guest]

Use Steroids.

 

[Norsk]

Taking Accutane (against acne) supposedly has some risk of kickstarting/accelerating male pattern baldness.

 

[metalheaddude]

Masturbate 10 times a day

Eat lots of red meat

Use steroids

Be stressed ALL the time

Eat junk food all day and do no excercise

Put your hair in cornrows or dreads to get some traction alopecia

Use no meds

 

[hair today gone tomorrow]

Masturbate 10 times a day

Eat lots of red meat

Use steroids

Be stressed ALL the time

Eat junk food all day and do no excercise

Put your hair in cornrows or dreads to get some traction alopecia

Use no meds

:roll:

 

[Aplunk1]

Smoking. (Anything)

 

[antonio666]

take DHT INHIBOTORS

 

[JayB]

ANXIETY

 

[powersam]

Masturbate 10 times a day

10 times? So 11 or 9 would be ok yeah?

 

[metalheaddude]

Masturbate 10 times a day

10 times? So 11 or 9 would be ok yeah?

I was being sarcastic :roll:

Read between the lines ya clown :nono:

 

[bubka]

you say masturbation causes hair loss, and you call someone else a "clown" :jackit:

 

[Guest]

Masturbate 10 times a day

10 times? So 11 or 9 would be ok yeah?

:mrgreen:

 

[powersam]

Masturbate 10 times a day

10 times? So 11 or 9 would be ok yeah?

I was being sarcastic :roll:

Read between the lines ya clown :nono:

So you don't actually think any of those things you listed before can accelerate hair loss then? Because quite a few of them do. I must assume then that you are just plain arsebrained stupid. That is the message I'm getting when I 'read between the lines'.

 

[metalheaddude]

Yes some of those things can accelerate hairloss (possibly masturbation). You were trying to be smart by saying why not 11 or 12 instead of 10 etc. My point by saying 10 is any number that is excessive (and 10 would clearly qualify as excessive) could accelerate hairloss.

Bubka I never said it was the "cause." As usual you dont listen :roll:

 

[KielMcK]

-Low cheekbones causes stress
-Replacing the spironolactone tablets you've been adding in your shampoo with Nair.

 

[Lucky_UK]

Applying immac to your scalp?

Death?

:freak:

 

[Hans Gruber]

chemotherapy

being scalped by a red indian

accident with guillotine

 

[Lucky_UK]

accident with guillotine

:mrgreen: