Ways to increase hairloss!

[powersam]

accident with guillotine

poorly aimed guillotine perhaps?

 

[IBM]

excessive sebum.

 

[powersam]

sleeping on a non absorbent pillow

not being a policeman

not rubbing raw onions into your head

having sex

not having sex

being gay

not being gay

drinking

not drinking

not rubbing rod stewarts semen on your head

being part of a right wing religious paramilitary group

not giving The Gardener daily massages with happy endings

 

[bubka]

:roll: :uglylol:

I forgot all about the policeman

 

[hair today gone tomorrow]

not being a mailman
owning a home causes you to go bald too....so sell it and live on the streets with the other homeless bums.

 

[bubka]

but having children helps eliminate this, if you own a home, best to live on the street, with children and be a policeman

 

[hair today gone tomorrow]

but having children helps eliminate this, if you own a home, best to live on the street, with children and be a policeman

and/or mailman