Why Going Bald Was Actually Pretty Awesome

[Cue Bald]

In an ideal world there would be gyms for growing hair rather than muscle.

hell if there was a gym for growing hair i would be there at 5am every morning, drinking every follicle shake on the market

 

[Roberto_72]

hell if there was a gym for growing hair i would be there at 5am every morning, drinking every follicle shake on the market

I would even take that Zumba lesson everyone loves to hate.

 

[jasonstatham]

In an ideal world there would be gyms for growing hair rather than muscle.

GourmetStyleWellness guys would be ripped.

 

[jasonstatham]

hell if there was a gym for growing hair i would be there at 5am every morning, drinking every follicle shake on the market

You think I should take my follicle shake after or before my head workout?

 

[Roberto_72]

Do you know of someone who has been able to keep the six pack for more than a few years?

I have had a couple of friends who resisted 3-4 years, now they have good muscles but no more six pack.

 

[jasonstatham]

To have a six pack is to have no fun in life. You have to say NO to almost anything that isnt chicken or rice. Funny thing is, women do like six packs (despite what they say to you surprise surprise) but they dont like what you have to do for it. Your girlfriend wants to order pizza and watch netflix? Well you cant eat pizza. Having a beer with her friends? Orange juice it is. Going out for dinner? "Sir, do you have fat free beef?"

 

[Johnt1997]

To have a six pack is to have no fun in life. You have to say NO to almost anything that isnt chicken or rice. Funny thing is, women do like six packs (despite what they say to you surprise surprise) but they dont like what you have to do for it. Your girlfriend wants to order pizza and watch netflix? Well you cant eat pizza. Having a beer with her friends? Orange juice it is. Going out for dinner? "Sir, do you have fat free beef?"

Tbh i think the difference between having abs and just a flat stomach with a decent body shape is very minimal. You might look a little better on the beach at the peak of summer but its really not worth the effort as both look good

 

[Patrick_Bateman]

Chad has a six pack and a better body than gymcels while eating whatever, getting hammered every weekend, and all he does is play sports with his friends. Gymcels are autistically calculating macros, reading scientific articles about muscle building, following a rigorous workout routine, and they still don’t look like they lift. That’s life.

 

[doubleindemnity]

Every person who has a six pack looks skinny with clothes. So it seems like the bulky/meathead look is better if you want to use your gymcel results for dating.

 

[blackg]

Chad has a six pack and a better body than gymcels while eating whatever, getting hammered every weekend, and all he does is play sports with his friends. Gymcels are autistically calculating macros, reading scientific articles about muscle building, following a rigorous workout routine, and they still don’t look like they lift. That’s life.

You've really got this mythological Chad character all figured out haven't you?

 

[sunchyme1]

@blackg show me your hair b**ch

 

[rclark]

I'm impressed, dude. I like to watch documentaries on the whole 6O's counter culture and how it clashed with traditional American values.

The generation gap during this period must have been severe and often played out in the living rooms across every major American city.
This paradigm shift I believe was one of the most important periods of Western culture and it all started in the good ol' U.S. of A.
Height/Ashbury, San Francisco, amongst other areas.
God bless America !

edited for spelling mistakes

I grew up (too young to remember the culture, of course) in that time.

This was in the dark ages. In fact, it's so long ago, it's even before @Roberto_72 was born

I remember this guy holding a snake, which escaped in my sand box.

My father almost beat the sh*t out of him, scared him away. You have to remember the Vietnam
war really fucked with a lot of people during that era.

I also remember teenagers doing strange things on my swing set (I was under 5 at the time, with an
older sister under 7).

The same place, kids just don't do that sh*t any more.

 

[kj6723]

Chad has a six pack and a better body than gymcels while eating whatever, getting hammered every weekend, and all he does is play sports with his friends. Gymcels are autistically calculating macros, reading scientific articles about muscle building, following a rigorous workout routine, and they still don’t look like they lift. That’s life.

 

[blackg]

@blackg show me your hair b**ch

Kiss my hairy Australian/American ***!!
That's the only hair of mine that you will ever see, sunboy.

 

[blackg]

I grew up (too young to remember the culture, of course) in that time.

This was in the dark ages. In fact, it's so long ago, it's even before @Roberto_72 was born

I remember this guy holding a snake, which escaped in my sand box.

My father almost beat the sh*t out of him, scared him away. You have to remember the Vietnam
war really fucked with a lot of people during that era.

I also remember teenagers doing strange things on my swing set (I was under 5 at the time, with an
older sister under 7).

The same place, kids just don't do that sh*t any more.

What were those kids doing on your swingset?

 

[kj6723]

In all seriousness, I have had a 6 pack for the last decade. There are some months of stress eating here and there where it temporarily goes into semi-hiding, but it always returns when I pull myself together

Do you know of someone who has been able to keep the six pack for more than a few years?

I have had a couple of friends who resisted 3-4 years, now they have good muscles but no more six pack.

 

[blackg]

You're beginning to come across as the bald guy who secretly licks the scalps of other bald guys.

And you're beginning to come across as a trouble maker.

 

[rclark]

What were those kids doing on your swingset?

Smoking things they shouldn't be smoking. It was probably cigarettes.

The former people who sold their house actually had drugs (which my parents and threw away, of course).

 

[jasonstatham]

You're beginning to come across as the bald guy who secretly licks the scalps of other bald guys.

The more likes I get from blackg, the more hair is coming back on my temples.

 

[jasonstatham]

Sorry, I was weirded out by reading these comments; isnt this guy a school teacher?

Also it reminded me of this scene from family guy called " unspoken bond between bald guys." Scene features two
men stranger to each other randomly licking each other scalps once others exited elevator. Implying that there is an unspoken "practice" between balding guys that fullheads aren't aware of.


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School teacher lol? Dude, first of all I puke a little everytime I see a full bald guy (that's why Im here) and seconds, there is something between Norwood 1 and a bald sly guy. You can google it. Called Norwood levels.