worst night ever!

[jfhawk06]

i just had the most uncomfortable experience of my life. i was out with my buddies and it was getting quite late and we had been out drinking for a long time. so we end up going to this bar in town and they had a "no hat" policy. my hair had been matted down under my hat for a good 8 hours and when i took it off, it looked horrible. this bar was a spot frequented by some of the nicest looking girls ive seen in a long time. it was the most awkward and uncomfortable feeling in the world. we ended up staying there for an hour or so, and with each second i became more miserable. f*** male pattern baldness. f*** it up its stupid ***!

 

[hairschmair]

I've noticed quite a few bars/clubs which don't allow hats. What is the reason for this?

 

[popscene]

Yeah, f*** it!!!!!

 

[WithTheLidOff]

wearing a hat all the time is like a chick stuffing kleenex in her bra. Its conditioning you for a combover. Everyone knows anyways. I know its hard, i ve been there. I just got WAY too attached to my hat. The EXACt thing happenned to me. It does suck..but in all likelihood, its better without a hat.

 

[Cassin]

wearing a hat all the time is like a chick stuffing kleenex in her bra. Its conditioning you for a combover. Everyone knows anyways. I know its hard, i ve been there. I just got WAY too attached to my hat. The EXACt thing happenned to me. It does suck..but in all likelihood, its better without a hat.

Yeah I used to live under a hat, that is such a miserable social life to lead.


There is zero difference between a hat and a toupee when you use it as a appearance crutch.

 

[Thinning]

Dont wear hats, they make your male pattern baldness look worse. Cut you hair short enough that you dont have t style it and then leave it alone.

Wearing a hat inside is a sign that you have no class, thats why nicer bars dont let you wear them, just like they dont allow jeans or sneakers.

 

[Guest]

true. I used to wear my hat all the time, litterlly everytime i went out. But recently ive got off my hats and just feel better about myself...because in summer its the worst time to be in a hat phase.

 

[jfhawk06]

thanks guys...i don't know when i'll be able to toss the hat aside. but i do know that it's probably going to be a gratifying experience.

 

[Cassin]

thanks guys...i don't know when i'll be able to toss the hat aside. but i do know that it's probably going to be a gratifying experience.

The longer you wait the worse it gets. TRUST US. Just get it over with.

 

[Petchsky]

thanks guys...i don't know when i'll be able to toss the hat aside. but i do know that it's probably going to be a gratifying experience.

The longer you wait the worse it gets. TRUST US. Just get it over with.

Burn the hat :!:

 

[Odelay]

I still wear a hat outside, but I do it so I don't get a nasty sunburn on my head, which I have already done once or twice. I also wear a hat to work, but I spend a lot of time going in and out of buildings moving a lot of stuff around. Social events are mandatory no hat times in my book, unless it's outside during the day and then it all depends on the weather. I am planning on writing a book on acceptable places, events, and times to wear hats which should be out sometime in the future.

 

[MidnightFlyer]

my hair had been matted down under my hat for a good 8 hours and when i took it off, it looked horrible.

What about going into the bathroom and fixing it up?