Would You Go For This Trade With Hair God?

[Outsider626]

If the hair god came down and offered you a perfect Norwood hairline for the rest of your life for 10 years of your life, would you agree for this trade proposal?

 

[AnxiousAndy]

I'd agree even for 20 years.

 

[FrankieNYC]

Those last 10 years would probably be my worse. Based on family history it would be from age 73 to 83, and it would likely be 10 years of dementia, hospital beds, cancer treatments, etc

 

[InvaderZim]

Of course.

 

[CrownBalding]

Easily

 

[Alphalete]

Easily

ill trade 75 years of my life for 3 months of joy tbh.

 

[LosingHairIsNotFair]

What about...you get a perfect NW1, but you can never have sex again?

I might do it.

 

[CrownBalding]

What about...you get a perfect NW1, but you can never have sex again?

I might do it.

Smh

 

[alekgn]

No, probably not.

 

[alekgn]

I'll make a harsher proposal: If you could get a Norwood 1 hairline in 10 years, but would have to be repeatedly raped (no lube) by the ugliest guy you know several times a day for those 10 years, would you then?

 

[Capone]

I'll make a harsher proposal: If you could get a Norwood 1 hairline in 10 years, but would have to be repeatedly raped (no lube) by the ugliest guy you know several times a day for those 10 years, would you then?

After the first few times it would glide n slide, like throwing a sausage up an alley. But every shower after it, combing that beautiful Norwood 1 would be heaven.

 

[Sladewilson]

After the first few times it would glide n slide, like throwing a sausage up an alley. But every shower after it, combing that beautiful Norwood 1 would be heaven.

damn cuh

 

[Alphalete]

I'll make a harsher proposal: If you could get a Norwood 1 hairline in 10 years, but would have to be repeatedly raped (no lube) by the ugliest guy you know several times a day for those 10 years, would you then?

wtf. hell no, just get a hairpiece and theres ur nw1

 

[recedingornot87]

Id give 10 years of my life to even be a thick nw2 lol.

 

[TK421]

I'll make a harsher proposal: If you could get a Norwood 1 hairline in 10 years, but would have to be repeatedly raped (no lube) by the ugliest guy you know several times a day for those 10 years, would you then?

 

[alekgn]

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What? It's an honest proposal. I have worse ones that I can mention, if you'd like.