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LOLOL what? What the hell are you talking about
You Will Look Great Bald If You Have These 5 Signs!
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@karatekid wrote "Because no one looks GREAT bald, and not even GOOD, the most you can do is "not looking pathetic bald""
He's clearly wrong, but doesn't want to admit it (a femme personality trait).
I forget what your point was. That the video is not interesting and you knew all 5?
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I forgot as well, anyway yeah I know all the looks stuff
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Angles are the only thing that matters to a bald head. If you figure out this you won’t need to make stupid threads again. You want me to elaborate?
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Please do. You're onto something I think.
Lol how can i be wrong? Looks is a matter of taste, and this is what i think and you cant change it.
Lol you posting a picture of a NON-BALDING man, saying that he looks bald from that angle, and that he looks good??? Lol what does it even mean? Are we talking about people or photos?? Dude your arguments make no sense im sorry..
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We use a completely bald head to explain.
First point of attack: skin color. The darker it is, the more lenient.
Second point of attack: skin thickness. Thick, tight, linear skin wins. Wrinkly, watery, puffy skin loses. You combat that by having a good hygiene, proper neck alignment, proper posture, proper dentals. I’ll come back to the last part later.
Third point of attack: skin condition. Do you have moles? Acne scars? Discoloration? You lose. How to fix? Co2 laser, fraction laser, bleaching creams, silicone patches, kenalog injections, avoid the sun. It takes time, it’s super annoying to heal but suddenly your scalp is clean, so is your face.
Fourth point of attack: temple area. We haven’t discussed about angles yet but this is the pre-angle part that will clue you in. The further back your temples start, the more alienated you look. The more they start at the front, the less alienated you look. The more wide and open your frontal part of the scalp is, the bigger your head looks. Classic example is Jason Stratham who looks like sh*t but somehow baldies around the globe fall for it and call him Chad because theyre told to.
Fifth point of attack: forehead. Is it linear from eyebrows to its end? You win. Is it not? Do you have overdeveloped corrugator muscles? Do you have wrinkles from constantly lifting your eyebrows? Congratulations you look like sh*t. How to combat it? Wear a hat, it will stop you from lifting your eyebrows and looking up while lowering your head (this is done subconsciously to allow you to see hair in your receding crown). Corrugator muscles swelling can completely go away if you do this. Which brings me to my next point.
Sixth point of attack: cheeks and under eye area condition. Do you have saggy cheeks? Do you have eye bags? Congratulations, you can’t be saved. I’m kidding ofc you can be. How to combat it? Lift your head high, posture, etc. Look up to the sky or the sun frequently, that will fix the eye bags and your eyelids dropping all the time. Kids frequently and properly. It allows for the muscles in the cheekbones to develop and they cause lifted tight cheeks and also the “hook” line in your nostrils (if a friend of yours is a V and one day he comes up having that hook, be sure he got some last night). Also, proper bite is important but that’s a whole other story.
Seventh point of attack: ears. If you’re like Legolas, better fix it. You fix it by keeping the lower area of the ear slightly outward and tucking in the upper area, it gives you the male model ear shape. And ofc trim that disgusting huge earlobe of yours that hangs there like fish bait. Congratulations, you’re a 5.
Eighth point of attack: teeth. Braces, hygiene, veneers, whitening. The possibilities are endless. Once you sort them out, have a gum contouring done as well and you can smile all day. Smiling is confidence. It may not get you laid but you’ll live longer to witness a hair loss cure. I’m kidding, we are all gonna die bald. Let’s continue.
Ninth point of attack: lips. Not much you can do here just kiss frequently and learn to let the lips slide outward while doing it instead of shutting them down like a claw. If you’re gay, your lips development and shape depends on how you blow. And yes I’m being serious. Some chicks blow by tucking their lips and getting a stupid face. Other chicks blow by letting the lips out as they suck. No need to tell you who the winner is. Thin lips lose, big lips win. Conclusion? @Hate da Bt obviously doesn’t know how to suck.
Tenth point of attack: jawline. Here’s where most of baldcells get fucked. Whatever you do, if you go bald you better fix your jawline or you. are. done. Forget the minoxidil beards. Beards are disgusting anyway, they’re wigs for the face. Only insecure people grow beards except for those who naturally grow a perfect one. How to combat your non existing jaw? Have surgery. Have implants. Pay great attention to a 90 degree (almost) angle in the mandibular area from he earlobe down. Congratulations you’re a 6. And no, losing fat won’t fix it. Keeping your head high and perhaps doing some mild neck extensions will assist. Add to it that generally having a thicker neck helps disguise your complete lack of manliness.
Eleventh point of attack: eyebrows. This plays a HUGE part in how a bald head looks. Huge. Huge. H-u-g-e. Let’s break it down. Do you have no eyebrows? You’re hospitalized. Do your eyebrows make a big curve? You’re a bald lady. Are your eyebrows thin, sparse and thyroid-like? You’re fucked but not totally. You basically want to have deep dark eyebrows that are as linear as possible, NOT painted perfect (that’s gay) and with a slight direction down. TLDR check out Brad Pitt’s eyebrows and don’t try to mimic his constant puppy look as that will wrinkle your forehead. How to fix eyebrows? Latisse unless you have blue/green eyes. Minoxidil unless you wrinkle with it. Castor oil if you believe in slow gains. Eyebrow transplant if your donor is pristine with dark THICK STRAIGHT hair. And better do it in a good Doctor cause density has to be perfect and he needs to stay in a small linear area.
Point of attack number 12: chin. Just get a normal chin. Preferably wide but not long or pointy. If you have a pencil pointy chin or one that wrinkles then grow a beard shadow.
Point of attack number 13. Head shape from the sides. Remember where most baldies have this giant head from where the ear ends up to their galea? That’s done because of two things: a. Biting/chewing mechanism and b, sleep position. That’s why many have this thinned area ina specific part of their temples and coincidentally it’s right in the muscle that expands when you chew gum or bite with force. It’s my belief actually that hair loss starts from the teeth. The way with which we bite, sleep and pose develops the muscles in the scalp that either choke or don’t the hair follicles in the galea and in some cases in the entire scalp (diffuse) and neck pressure creates dermatitis which can expand in the nose, the eyebrows, the chest. All are areas where you can create an awful amount of tension. Doctors name this tension “stress” and then they tell you “that will be 50€”. As to how to fix this, it’s a story for another time. But generally having an oval face EXCEPT FOR the mandibular area is preferable as a bald man. Otherwise you look like an alien.
Oval face with square mandibular area, wide proportionate chin, tucked in ears, full cheeks and a straight French nose preferably with normal nostrils and straight dark eyebrows which give the illusion of a separation between your ugly face and your bald head.
When I said “figure out the angles” it wasn’t about this only. It was about how to posture your face in the event of a picture or when you’re talking to a girl. You always try to keep everything at an angle that squares your dumb face as much as possible. Turtle neck, saggy cheeks, lifted eyebrows, all those are recipes for disaster.
So pick up your phones. Shave that head. And walk to the nearest plastic surgeon because you’ve got work to do. Congratulations, you’re an 8.
Now I don’t know how god created you but the last 2 points ain’t easy to come. I know what you’re gonna say. “Hit the gyyyyym”. No. Chicks don’t care. Like literally they don’t. Not one bit.
The last two points are: height and penis. Are you over 6 feet? You’re good. Are you 5’9” or more? You’re still an 8 but at least you ain’t a dwarf. Are you 5’5” or less? You’re lucky, I hear South Korea and Thailand are very affordable. So let’s assume you’re a 9.
Penis: ah, there we are. The pinnacle of fear (and bs). Do you have a monster dick? Life is yours, literally go and f*** anyone. You’re bulletproof. Are you 6” or more? You’re a 9,5. Are you tiny? Remember to pick your jelqing tools on your way to Japan. You’re still an 8.
Bonus: walking and posture: knock knees, bow knees, pelvic tilt, hunchback, turtle neck, shoulders down etc. if you got those, fix them. Learn to walk like a model, not like a stiff board.
Another bonus: hygiene: the cleaner you are, the better. I won’t bother going into detail.
This is how you become a 10, while being bald. Or a 5. Or a 6. Or an 8. Or a 9.
As DalaiLama said: if a problem has no fix it’s pointless to worry about it.
That’s how you embrace baldness. You fix a ton of other sh*t and realize how ugly you were to begin with. Then you know that hair played no part in it. All Androgenetic Alopecia does (we are talking alopecia, not your sorry *** nw2) is f*****g with your conception of “age” and “time”. As if you’re 20 and I drew a magic stick and now you’re 40. With the mentality of a 40y old you’re trying to hit on a 20y old girl. That’s why it fails and kills you inside. It’s all mental. If you bring yourself back to your real age, you’ll never rub a lotion on your scalp again.
Thank you for reading my thoughts on this and if you have any questions just shoot.
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@Hairsystemnoob Isn't this just a laundry list of things that make a person attractive? (not specific to shaved heads)
The stuff in the video is specific to shaved heads. e.g. flat ears, facial hair.
And by angles you just meant tilting your head to hide your scalp and submental fat?
The stuff in the video is specific to shaved heads. e.g. flat ears, facial hair.
And by angles you just meant tilting your head to hide your scalp and submental fat?
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Exactly. But I meant more in the way of how angles make someone look attractive while bald (or not bald). Curves are feminine, square = masculine
#roadto10 #plasticsurgery
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Is this why you like Lobov? His dome is more like a brick.
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Lobov is a meme dude... don’t take it seriously. Guy is a joke.
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Conclusion: I need to chew my food differently and suck dick with my lips outwards. Got it.
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It’s a start.
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That’s not his skull. That’s a fucked up chronic wrong posture of his neck.
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Interesting case:
From: https://www.girlsaskguys.com/dating...can-a-bald-guy-your-age-rate-high-in-terms-of
From: https://www.girlsaskguys.com/dating...can-a-bald-guy-your-age-rate-high-in-terms-of
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Simply comes down how strong and masculine your features are. If you have a soft and more androgynous beauty than balding = death, but if you have a good strong forward-projecting and balanced skull you can look decent enough.
If you have recessed bones and are balding = super death
If you have recessed bones and are balding = super death
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No, he’s an ugly mess. Skin discoloration, wrinkles, saggy cheeks, fucked up teeth and jawline, frowning nose area, and that’s only a picture. Imagine looking at the dude up close.