you'll never ever touch jailbait in your life

Exodus2011

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that sweet cutesy 16 year old girl is illegal sure, but lets face the facts. even if it was legal, a bald guy wud be the last guy she'd go for.

she sees you at the bowling alley and thinks "old man, pedo, creepy". meanwhile before you could have pulled off sensitive guy game with emo music and such.

kinda one of the single most depressing consequences of baldness there is

oh. almost forgot to add that that cute AND smart girl you see at work, in class or on facebook prolly wont go for you now. why wud she? she can choose a guy with hair. she knows her value
 

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I know this thread is more or a less a reflection of yourself, but it doesn't pertain to most men let alone majority of those on this forum. Funny thing is almost everyone here with exception of a few people on this forum aren't virgins, and involuntarily celibate. Most have had partners, and experienced teen vagina at one point of another.

Forget dwelling on missed opportunities, and work towards becoming a better version of yourself
 

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I know this thread is more or a less a reflection of yourself, but it doesn't pertain to most men let alone majority of those on this forum. Funny thing is almost everyone here with exception of a few people on this forum aren't virgins, and involuntarily celibate. Most have had partners, and experienced teen vagina at one point of another.

Forget dwelling on missed opportunities, and work towards becoming a better version of yourself

Well, exodus and I not only started losing our hair before we turned 16 but also have other major flaws to deal with besides hairloss. For instance he says he is short. It can really ruin your confidence.
 

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16 is legal in my country bro :D
your point is still valid tho :thumbsdown:
 

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meanwhile before you could have pulled off sensitive guy game with emo music and such.

No, MOST guys are not aesthetic enough to pull this off.

Be honest, could you have attracted jailbait if you were not bald?
 

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everyone here seems to believe they would be banging models day and night if they were not bald/balding

Hey something we agree on.
In the end I know only what Ive done compared to what I do. I used to attract MUCH hotter women. Now I barely get looks. Its not confidence because honestly I always have the same expression on my face and still do the same "eye contact and smile" when interested. Only difference is now they reach in their purse for possible mace.

I highly doubt half the guys here would be doing better since most talk how they never really attracted women. Ill say if Ex was bald early in life like 16 yes he was screwed because NO girl under 30 was going to pursue him. On top of that the ultimate hits to his self esteem (not confidence) would have seriously planted the thought that no one ever would find him acceptable. I think he needs to get a job and/or a degree. In the end being int he house playing video games after 30 bald or not is not good. He is not getting younger and by the time he hits an age where the hairloss is not as big an issue things like past experiences, income, and ownership will.

I think his BEST option is to actually get a couple hot escorts. He needs to
1) get the initial bust out of him to ease his anxiety
2) get the virginity scare released so when he does meet a girl he is not jumping in blind

Sorry Ex not meaning to talk like you're not here but Ive said this before. Crap Ill bet if you tell them youre losing your V theyll cut you a MASSIVE deal.

In the end back to topic, most guys would probably get "better" than what they are but NOT models. I know I used to get really good looking women, now I dont and can NOT bring myself to take a fat girl simply because I am losing my hair. In the same sense though I dont expect a girl to be any less shallow than me, so I always say I dont hate THEM I hate my circumstances. I hate my parents for knowingly creating a less than optimal specimen and hate myself for giving a schit.

Whats odd is back when I WAS good looking I WOULD actually hit it up with less than attractive girls, but it was because it wasn't work. There was NO effort. I was not a womanizer but hey they wanted a good looking guy to fool/walk around with and I wanted easy sex. Now I don't think I could do the same because now it would take work and the pay off would not be worth the investment.
 

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I wouldn't wanna touch a 16 year old shit that still screams #yolo at every instance while listening to Justin Bieber.

Good luck getting aroused to that.
 

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I wouldn't wanna touch a 16 year old shit that still screams #yolo at every instance while listening to Justin Bieber.

Good luck getting aroused to that.

Hate to break it to you but they dont change much. Even 20 and 30 year olds will scream YOLO to whatever guy is the hot one to their age group.
As someone told me a long time ago, "I dated younger and older, their attitudes are pretty much the same so I decided to just take what was hot". Course this was a good looking guy with a full head of hair.
 

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So right. I am surrounded by 20 to almost 40 year olds, is there a difference? Not really. Tbh even as guys we don't really change.
 

Exodus2011

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I know this thread is more or a less a reflection of yourself, but it doesn't pertain to most men let alone majority of those on this forum. Funny thing is almost everyone here with exception of a few people on this forum aren't virgins, and involuntarily celibate. Most have had partners, and experienced teen vagina at one point of another.

Forget dwelling on missed opportunities, and work towards becoming a better version of yourself
:sobbing:
 

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I can sort of understand how you feel, Exodus. You feel a lot younger on the inside but your actual appearance screams otherwise, due to baldness. It's not so much about actually gettin' dat jailbait booty but more about potentially being able to pull it off if you looked as youthful as you think you would look with your hair and all. Realizing things like that can feel brutal.

But hey, man, most of these girls are not worth the effort. My little brother is 16 (turning 17 soon) and I've hanged with him and his friends a few times when I've gone to my parents' house (and by extension, to meet my little brother), within the last year. My brother is also a musician and into the same kind of music for the most part, so we've gone to gigs together. During these times, he's had some of his mates with him and on occasion, some girls who're in the 16-17 age bracket. They were really attracted to me (they thought I was 19 to 20) - but I can't really say the same for the most part (just to make it clear: the legal age in here is 16). I played with the idea in my head, but ultimately the way they were speaking etc. was just too off-putting to me - at least when being sober.

When I was visibly balding during the ages of 19.5-23 (and the beginning of 24), I would not have been able to say that 16-year old girls were attracted to me, unless they were into legit old dudes and kind of creepy. During these times, I would have thoughts like you (Exodus) are having in this thread - basically about all things that would limit my life due to balding. Fast forward to when the meds kicked in and I no longer looked to be balding - the ideas I had inside my head before were suddenly not so appealing, or some of them at least.

Sometimes the idea of something in itself is more appealing than actually pulling it off - case in point with these 16-17 year old pieces of ***. I won't lie though; some hot girls in that age range I would probably bang if there were no repercussions, and I am not talking about legal ones. The mentality of most of these younger girls is just so goddamn annoying - and who can blame them - they're still just girls.

Hang in there man.
 

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Jailbait chicks are awesome! When I was around that age, I had a high top fade hairstyle(norwood 1) and I was busted fashionably and financially and I still got the girls.
When I turned 20, things got messed up and I got introduced to dating 101, I was going bald badly and the women didn't seem to mind,I was so self conscious at the time but it was the whole financial thing which set me back, I dressed like a bum and I had no job or place of my own.
At the time and I got rejected after a few days by a hot woman that gave me her phone number.she was a waitress and making money was her top priority, I had nothing so i got nothing in return, I was crushed, devastated.
On that note, I'd rather get a stripper these days, it's cheaper and less heartbreaking in the long term and I get to send a woman through college or university so that's a bonus lol.
 
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