One of my favorites reposted from alt.baldspot.
Dr. P inducted into the Snakeoilian Institute Options
We here at the Snakeoilian Institute are proud to induct Dr. Proctor
for his endless efforts in ripping off hairloss sufferers with his
useless product Proxiphen. Proctor has worked tirelessly to mislead
and over-price his product and has succeeded in not only crushing the
hopes of hairloss sufferers but also making a serious dent in their
wallets.
We here at the Snakeoilian Institute could not make a prouder
induction. In a field inundated with new-commers such as Revivogen and
FNS, only Proctor is worthy of this recognition due to his longevity
in the snakeoil field.
Proctor is known for making some incredible claims such as, "Proxiphen
isn't any better than Propecia", an ambiguous yet effective snakeoil
sales-pitch because we all know there is no hair count data from the
testing of Proxiphen. Or the ever famous quote, "Dutasteride is a
little better than Propecia". A brilliant snakeoil tactic of
downplaying a proven effective treatment that is not on the market yet
thereby confusing hairloss sufferers and continuing sales of his
untested, unproven Proxiphen.
Proctor has even recruited the likes of Bryan Shelton to continue his
misinformation campaign. This self-appointed "expert" has even
convinced some that Proxy n works by posting his pics.
Now any sane, clear-thinking, logical person can see that after 2
years of Proxiphen there are absolutely no results, no regrowth to
speak of, but we at the Snakeoilian applaud Proctor and Bryan's
efforts, in the snakeoil field we always say that if you say it works,
people will believe you regardless of the picture evidence and the
fact that it has never been tested.
We congratulate Proctor on the incredible profits he has made, In
Proctor's words, "Proxiphen isn't any better than Propecia" but the
profits of Proxiphen sure are, 2 years of Propecia costs only $600!
Finally, we would like to recognize Proctor for his most bizarre yet
effective snakeoil selling sales-pitch, "There are so many products
that grow hair", clearly Proxi n does not, but he has succeeded in
making a profit on the confusion, desperation and suffering of
hairloss sufferers.
We at the Snakeoilian Institute, feeling our recognition is not
enough, have reserved a wonderful place in hell for Dr. Proctor where
he can enjoy the company of the Dark Lord himself as well as bask in
the flames of perdition with snakeoilers from throughout existence.
Dr. Proctor, your friends and family should be very proud!
Welcome to the Snakeoilian Institute!