There's classy and distinguished, then there's elongated and bulbus, a lot of us northern european folk fall into the second category which is why we struggle so badly with the bald look.
Personally I would love to have that "juvenile retarded caveman" hairline with no hint of recession whatsoever, lol, when your hairline has completely disintegrated like mine most of the frame that having hair gives you, is lost.
I don't know any Puerto Ricans over here in the uk (there can't be many I don't think) lol, but I do live in a quite a diverse town and have quite a few friends of asian origin, who are like the uk nw1 hairline equivalent of the latinos (by asian I mean Ind/Pak/Bang not Jap/Chi/Kor as you say in the US) and boy is it frustrating walking around with these guys and their perfect nw1 amir khan hairlines, if they give me hairloss jokes, I just have to fire back with weight and excess-body hair jokes or try to spook them that their crown is suddenly going to get ravaged in 5years time, lol.
Interesting though Exodus, that you apparently seem to dig the european forehead look, I guess we can all be hyper critical sometimes when it comes to judging our own unique ethnic physical features.