Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

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Can anyone confirm how the news will be obtained and shared with us? What time we can expect the news?
At 9 am Saturday all channels worldwide will be interrupted with the urgent news of a novel hairloss treatment.
School classes will be interrupted. It'll be the shot heard 'round the world.
It won't be "where we you at on 9/11" but where were you when Brotzu-sama taught us everything we knew about life.

tl;dr The 15th beps will post the whole powerpoint
 

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Can anyone confirm how the news will be obtained and shared with us? What time we can expect the news?
A few members here are either planning to attend, or know someone attending. The presentation will also be published by beps this weekend.
 

Arrade

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If this lotion doesn't get released I'm putting darolutamide right on my dick
 

Duduu

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Brotzu lotion will give us this hair

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Then we will start to complaint that this is too much hair, we expected to get a thick nw1 and not a thick Norwood-1, and we will sue Fidia.
 

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So to pass the time let's predict what the pictures will show. Anyone betting a norwood or more recovery? Anyone betting the photos were made with a nokia phone from 2002?
My prediction is that there will be a diffuse thinner with clear regrowth but the results will be exaggerated with a slightly different hair style, something similar to what Histogen did before. The most dramatic before-afters are usually diffuse thinners with "strategic" hair styles.

In any way I expect the average person will only get 2-3 years of regrowth given that 5 years of regrowth seems to be the ceiling (Brotzu's words were something along the lines of up to 5 years of regrowth). 2-3 years of regrowth is only a dramatic change for a very few people.
 

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My prediction is that there will be a diffuse thinner with clear regrowth but the results will be exaggerated with a slightly different hair style, something similar to what Histogen did before. The most dramatic before-afters are usually diffuse thinners with "strategic" hair styles.

In any way I expect the average person will only get 2-3 years of regrowth given that 5 years of regrowth seems to be the ceiling (Brotzu's words were something along the lines of up to 5 years of regrowth). 2-3 years of regrowth is only a dramatic change for a very few people.
Yeah I'd go with this as well.
 

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Although Brotzu did say that they'd found that 5 years of regrowth has been recognised but the dont know if you can get even more than that because of the length of time its been tested hasnt been fully extended.
 

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Although Brotzu did say that they'd found that 5 years of regrowth has been recognised but the dont know if you can get even more than that because of the length of time its been tested hasnt been fully extended.
I recall someone saying that 5 years of regrowth is also after 2 years of continuous treatment. Has Fidia's study even been going this long?
 

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I recall someone saying that 5 years of regrowth is also after 2 years of continuous treatment. Has Fidia's study even been going this long?

Well thats the thing its been on going for 2 years ( i believe) and Brotzu said that they found it took 18 months to see the regrowth of 5 years of lost hair - later adding that due to trials not continuing further they dont know if more is possible to be retrieved.
 

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Even if Brotzu is legit, I don't even think normies will care. They will want an instant fix rather than having to apply something every day for at least over a year. They just don't have that dedication.
 

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Although Brotzu did say that they'd found that 5 years of regrowth has been recognised but the dont know if you can get even more than that because of the length of time its been tested hasnt been fully extended.

Imagine if you could get a regrowth of more than 5 years, that would be just too good.
In my case 5 years is enough for me to dance naked in the streets, but more than that...that would be insane.
 

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Well thats the thing its been on going for 2 years ( i believe) and Brotzu said that they found it took 18 months to see the regrowth of 5 years of lost hair - later adding that due to trials not continuing further they dont know if more is possible to be retrieved.
How long is a complete hair cycle? I haven't heard of anyone getting gains after 2 years of Minoxidil or Finasteride so I doubt this lotion will carry on with gains after 2 years.

Also there's still the possibility that this lotion was just a really well executed scam. Anyway we will have clearer expectations after the presentation.
 

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If Brotzu lotion works, I will have a 15 years of regrowth no doubt with nofap, no doubt about it.

I just have no idea how to buy it. We wont have many brotzu lotion avaliable and it will be expensive as hell here where I live.

Do you guys believe its possible to simulate Brotzu lotion once it hits the market ?

I will need a generic Brotzu lotion
 

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How long is a complete hair cycle? I haven't heard of anyone getting gains after 2 years of Minoxidil or Finasteride so I doubt this lotion will carry on with gains after 2 years.

Also there's still the possibility that this lotion was just a really well executed scam. Anyway we will have clearer expectations after the presentation.

Yeah i suppose that would be logical but who knows. 5 years would be insane regardless. I legit used to get fucked off 5 years ago cause i had too much hair and styling it was annoying - oh how times have changed.
 

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I think its gonna be good, thats just my feeling

Your username was a prophecy foretold.

The years of regrowth will not be twice or thrice, but f...uh se... Pent, ok, for pentagons. Pentiiii...ce.

You figure it out
 
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