Italian Hair Loss Lotion To Hit The Market In 2016

[Arrade]

I looked into getting a hair transplant over a year ago and had 3 consultations. Decided to wait but 2 of the 3 later contacted me offering a discount. I am hopeful for this treatment but I doubt hair transplant surgeons will be worried about a topical.

Ah ok. My thought process was since their career depended on it, maybe they would be equally informed.

 

[joni106]

First, Brotzu comes out on stage with hair like an 70s rockstar. He flails that sh*t around while women 50 years his junior moisten dey panties.
Then, He pulls out a clicker pointer. First 4 slides show regrowth from Nw4 to Nw1. This is under studio lighting and professional cameras.
The Brotzu says he put 5 grams of his own semen in every bottle, but everyone in the crowd rushes the stage begging for some anyways.
Brotzu is elected mayor of Cagliari, and eventually becomes President. Overtime, with the funds of this lozion, Italy becomes the leading country in world in terms of economic and military standing. The end

I'm dead. The best response since the Internet

 

[Bitless]

Without reading a hundred pages what date are they talking about this with actual news?
Some of the optimists in here are just crazy with expectations from this. Even if this works amazingly well I cant see why you would not stay on finasteride, and minoxidil. male pattern baldness is so clearly going to remain a kitchen sink approach problem until its fully cured there is no doubt that more angles of attack are better, and a different way doesnt replace a previous way.
If this matched minoxidil and finasteride in results and effectiveness I would be blown away. That would be a miraculously effective product in my book. I dont think it will be though
What about the idea of this lotion using S-equol instead of the stronger R-equol as some other people have mentioned? I am curious to just see a real study on the effectiveness of equol its still very unproven IMO.

The optimism is coming from what G.Brotzu said and also April 15 th. If all the news weren’t coming from G.Brotzu I probably thought this lotion is bs

 

[Goodsend]

2 days left!!

 

[BinguBoy]

just took a shower and saw a few strands fall onto the ground as i dried my hair.

"the war will be over soon, men"

 

[MrJolly16]

We are almost there, just hang in there! Women are waiting for us guys! Now I can see them, but once we use the Brotion our hair won´t let us do it xD

 

[NW2.5372846]

And it works fast, no having to wait 6 months or years to see great results

Weren't you the guy claiming you knew someone who's been using the lotion in italy for

The optimism is coming from what G.Brotzu said and also April 15 th. If all the news weren’t coming from G.Brotzu I probably thought this lotion is bs

This. I'd also think this is another scam, but this time actual credible sources confirm the contrary. Whether it's a maintenance drug or an actual cure remains to be seen... but one thing is for sure: it will work.

 

[Dangman]

i just hope it comes out beore i hit Norwood 3 ffs

 

[Mike Tyson]

Brotzu lotion will be out this year
Brotzu lotion will regrow my temple peaks
Brotzu lotion will make my hairline stop itching
Broztu lotion will cost ten cents for a lifetime supply
Brotzu lotion will cure cancer
Brotzu lotion will get us all laid

 

[Bitless]

Mike tyson is troll
Mike tyson has Cyber Ripley Syndrome
Mike tyson will post a pic if his friend/cousin
Mike tyson has a rich Italian friend

 

[Jimm]

Really do hope they announce the release date.

This I think we can be fairly certain they will not do. First the word was Summer sometime; then, most recently, Brotzu said he doesn't know. If anyone knew of a pending release date, given the fact that Brotzu is giving the presentation, it would be the man himself. Besides, a release date can f*** right off as far as I'm concerned: I wanna see NW7 to NW1 transformations.

 

[Mike Tyson]

We're like two days out, the speculation has gone on long enough and at this point it's meaningless, we'll have our answers in no time. It's time to start the affirmations.

Brotzu lotion will make my life worth living
Brotzu lotion will cripple the hat industry
Brotzu lotion will take years off my appearance
Brotzu lotion will smell so good women will want to f*** me on the spot
Brotzu lotion will make my dick bigger through unknown mechanisms
Brotzu lotion definitely will not be a scam that disappoints all of us

 

[nohairnolife]

just took a shower and saw a few strands fall onto the ground as i dried my hair.

"the war will be over soon, men"

May good pizza be upon you and your days be filled with luscious golden angel hair pasta

 

[Duduu]

If the lotion works, Brotzu deserves to be a national pride for italians.

Italy should become the land of Ferrari, Pizza, Pavarotti and Lord Brotzu.

 

[staresatwalls]

Am I the only one annoyed the thread wont reach 1000 pages before D-Day the 14th?

 

[worm]

Last time I was here we were at page 400+. Should I bother reading the last few pages to know where we stand or should I just come back in another year?

You've basically missed 485 pages of sh*t posts. The latest news that could be condensed into a couple posts - vs 1000 posts - is Dr B is presenting on Saturday at 5 pm or something about his lotion and it's effectiveness on male pattern baldness. His son is claiming the lotion is basically the cure (18 months to get 5 years of regrowth) is fully effective, and is soon ready to go to market. Generally the consensus is that it'll probably come out october, but there have some leaks saying earlier.

I you go back maybe 30-40-50 pages, Ive totally lost track, you should find out more. That or check @Clockwise posts from maybe two weeks ago.

 

[TK421]

Am I the only one annoyed the thread wont reach 1000 pages before D-Day the 14th?

 

[worm]

I miss @br1 and @br2 - please bring him back!

 

[abcdefg]

There isnt much of value in this whole thread, but on April 15th someone from fidia is going to actually say something concrete? That is exciting just itself even if they announced it doesnt do anything there is closure.
So after April 15th it might be time to go see my derm buddy and get finasteride prescription if brotzu has bad news? Because if brotzu is a bust then we have finasteride for the next 3 or 4 years still

 

[Dangman]

why ban br2 ?